The Hallowed Ninja-in Ninja-out Rules ^.~

[sapphoatsunset]

Warning: CRACK~!

Note: I will accept any input, and edit these as deemed fit! ^^ (ooo! look at me, sounding all domineering lawyer-ish ^.~)

THE HALLOWED NINJA-IN/NINJA-OUT RULES

1. Protect your home base at all costs. THUS, NO ninjaing into your own journal.
2. Exceptions to rule #1 are as follows:
1. If someone is trying to follow your ninja-out tactics, home base is then the safest locale. NINJA-IN IMMEDIATELY!
3. Ninjaing out does not always mark the end of a mission. If the mission is not completed, you CAN ninja back in at a safer moment.
4. The use of Mission Impossible moves and other spy moves are not forbidden. Do not limit yourself to solely ninja tactics. HOWEVER, you should only use other tactics if your ninja tactics flail.
1. Other possible tactics include:

                                                               i.      Hanging/hiding in chandeliers (aka the Mission Impossible move)

                                                             ii.      Sneaking out skylight (aka the TMNT move)

                                                            iii.      Adopting shape of inanimate objects (aka the Pink Panther move)

                                                           iv.      Crossdressing Get Smart! Style to fool the enemy

5. If you get caught, and no other tactics can help you escape, do not try to explain yourself; simply accept the situation and DISTRACT your enemy away from your ninja moves.
1. Possible distractions include:

                                                               i.      Donghae facial expressions

                                                             ii.      Jin’s hips

                                                            iii.      Koyama in glasses

                                                           iv.      Kon-kon! Akira!Yamapi

                                                            v.      Miyavi’s piercings and tattoos

6. When they are adequately distracted, THEN you may re-attempt a Ninja-out!

woohoo for CRACK rules! (someone should go write a fic about these NOW!) ^.~

Comments

[beevosteethos.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You are officially insane but I LOVE these ninja rules! I will probably break them a hundred times in the future!!

I love your distractions, I would definitely use ii. Jin's hips and the iv. Kon-kon!

These really do need sticking in a fic!

[beililee.livejournal.com]

I am insane ^^ but since life is more fun that way, I will embrace my insanity ^.~ I've already broken them too lol ^^

Distractions are very important ^^ lol *kon!* ^^

yes they do! and it would be the most crack fic ever lol ^^

[beililee.livejournal.com]

lol i tried to do it (http://beililee.livejournal.com/69592.html) obviously i am "special" ^.~

[tukutz.livejournal.com]

LMAO BB, THESE ARE FUCKING AWESOME!

[beililee.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! *no modesty* IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO FOLLOW THEM TOO! ^.~ lmao~!