CHUL LEVEL
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sapphoatsunsetTitle: CHUL LEVEL
Author: beililee
Pairing: one-sided Heechul X Miyavi
Rating: PG for language
Warnings: this is pure crack... ENJOY~!
Word Count: 386
Disclaimer: No own *is sad*
A/N: inspired by conversation withstevenghost
The Super Junior members had always wondered why Heechul’s voice level was thus, in a league of its own in fact. However, they instantly understood when they, for the first time, saw Heechul squeal like a giddy fangirl at the TV specter of Miyavi. His voice resembled a fangirl’s because he was a fangirl. And in the worst of ways.
He was always obsessing over the actions of the half Korean Japanese rock star, wanting to piece his lip in the exact same manner, lusting over tattoos and other body piercings; management stepped in and put a stop to the dreams. Korean wasn’t ready for a pop star whose appearance looked like Miyavi, so Heechul had to tone it down. However, he tried to stretch the bounds as far as he could. The vibrant red hair was his idea; the fangirls lusted – take that management! Maybe Korea was ready after all!
But Lee Soo Man was firm, so Heechul contented himself with flamboyant actions and ever-changing outré hairstyles. Deep down inside he wanted more.
He tried to go to a concert once, but his schedule was full and alas, nobody cared that he wanted to go. But he was determined. The next time a concert rolled around he was definitely going to clear his schedule.
They were all currently sitting in the living room watching TV. Miyavi had just appeared on screen; Heechul had just screamed in delight, and, avidly watching, had just learned when the next concert would be. Racing to the phone, he called his manager.
“Omo… omo… need off next week… Please, please, please!” Heechul was flapping his hands about and speaking rapidly, resembling a crazed lunatic who had just escaped the asylum and somehow managed to remove his straightjacket. Shindong was speechless; the rest were just scared, Donghae hiding behind Kangin as if he could save him from the monster before them.
Heechul listened to the voice on the other end of the line for a moment before screaming, at Heechul voice level, “YAH! LISTEN YOU! I NEED NEXT WEEK OFF! I NEED TO GO SEE MIYAVI’S CONCERT! SO CLEAR MY FUCKING SCHEDULE OR I WILL DIE! UNDERSTAND???”
Silence reined in the Super Junior dorm, but in the end, Heechul got to go to the concert, so everyone was happy, especially Heechul.
Author: beililee
Pairing: one-sided Heechul X Miyavi
Rating: PG for language
Warnings: this is pure crack... ENJOY~!
Word Count: 386
Disclaimer: No own *is sad*
A/N: inspired by conversation with
stevenghostThe Super Junior members had always wondered why Heechul’s voice level was thus, in a league of its own in fact. However, they instantly understood when they, for the first time, saw Heechul squeal like a giddy fangirl at the TV specter of Miyavi. His voice resembled a fangirl’s because he was a fangirl. And in the worst of ways.
He was always obsessing over the actions of the half Korean Japanese rock star, wanting to piece his lip in the exact same manner, lusting over tattoos and other body piercings; management stepped in and put a stop to the dreams. Korean wasn’t ready for a pop star whose appearance looked like Miyavi, so Heechul had to tone it down. However, he tried to stretch the bounds as far as he could. The vibrant red hair was his idea; the fangirls lusted – take that management! Maybe Korea was ready after all!
But Lee Soo Man was firm, so Heechul contented himself with flamboyant actions and ever-changing outré hairstyles. Deep down inside he wanted more.
He tried to go to a concert once, but his schedule was full and alas, nobody cared that he wanted to go. But he was determined. The next time a concert rolled around he was definitely going to clear his schedule.
They were all currently sitting in the living room watching TV. Miyavi had just appeared on screen; Heechul had just screamed in delight, and, avidly watching, had just learned when the next concert would be. Racing to the phone, he called his manager.
“Omo… omo… need off next week… Please, please, please!” Heechul was flapping his hands about and speaking rapidly, resembling a crazed lunatic who had just escaped the asylum and somehow managed to remove his straightjacket. Shindong was speechless; the rest were just scared, Donghae hiding behind Kangin as if he could save him from the monster before them.
Heechul listened to the voice on the other end of the line for a moment before screaming, at Heechul voice level, “YAH! LISTEN YOU! I NEED NEXT WEEK OFF! I NEED TO GO SEE MIYAVI’S CONCERT! SO CLEAR MY FUCKING SCHEDULE OR I WILL DIE! UNDERSTAND???”
Silence reined in the Super Junior dorm, but in the end, Heechul got to go to the concert, so everyone was happy, especially Heechul.
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Date: 2008-05-10 01:02 am (UTC)................
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DEAD. SO FUCKING DEAD. I LOVE IT SOOOOO MUCH.
YAH! LISTEN YOU! I NEED NEXT WEEK OFF! I NEED TO GO SEE MIYAVI’S CONCERT! SO CLEAR MY FUCKING SCHEDULE OR I WILL DIE! UNDERSTAND???”
BEST LINE EVER BECAUSE I HAVE SO SAID THAT BEFORE!!!! <33333
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Date: 2008-05-10 01:07 am (UTC)really, you've said that before? HILARIOUS~! ^^
miyavi is win so i would totally act like heechul lol ^^
p.s. can you explain to me why, when i was writing it and wrote the asylum-straightjacket line, i thought of hott sex? the next prompt should totally be straightjacket lol ^.~
JK (i suppose) but i do think i will try to write a fic about straigthjacket sex, cuz the mental image is HOTT
okay and moving on now lol ^^