Three Blind Mice

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Title: Three Blind Mice
Author: beililee
Rating: G
Pairing: Eeteuk X Donghae
Disclaimer: Don’t own
Prompt: #66 - Mice (75 of 100)
Word Count: 241
Warnings: AU. Chibi!Hae, umma!Teuk
A/N: 100 Fic Archive

“Umma! Umma! Guess what I learned today! Guess, guess!” Nine year old Donghae hopped from one foot to the other in excitement and glee.

Eeteuk sighed, but responded as expected. “I don’t know. What did our Donghae learn today in school?”

“We learned about the Three Blind Mice and how Americans just have to change everything and… Well you see originally it was:

Three Blinde Mice,
three Blinde Mice,
Dame Iulian,
Dame Iulian,
The Miller and his merry olde Wife,
shee scrapte her tripe licke thou the knife.

But the it became this:

Three blind mice. Three blind mice.
See how they run. See how they run.
They all ran after the farmer's wife
She cut off their tails with a carving knife.
Did you ever see such a thing in your life
As three blind mice.

And then Hollywood got all crazy and changed it to this when James Bond – you know, Double Oh Nine umma! – battled Dr. No:

Three blind mice in their room.
Three blind mice, there they go.
Marching down the streets in goodbye.
To a calypso beat all the while.
They're looking for the cat,
The cat that swallowed the rat.
They want to show that cat the attitude of three blind mice.

Aren’t you proud of me, Umma?” Donghae bounced up and down, giddy at his new-found knowledge and Eeteuk sighed once more before ruffling his hair and saying, “Of course I’m proud of you. I’m always proud of you Donghae.”